"The p-value is one of the most misread numbers in modern life. Naming what it is not is half the lesson."
The Definition
The p-value is: assuming the null hypothesis is true, the probability of observing data as extreme as (or more extreme than) the actual data. Formally:
p-value = P(data this extreme or more | H₀ is true)
A small p-value means the observed data would be unlikely if the null were true. A small p-value gives you reason to reject the null. It does NOT, by itself, tell you the probability that the null is true, the probability that the alternative is true, the size of the effect, the practical importance of the effect, or whether the result will replicate.
The Misread Citizens Make
The most common misreading: 'p = 0.03 means there's a 3% chance the null hypothesis is true.' Wrong. That sentence reverses the conditional. The p-value is P(data | null), not P(null | data). Inverting the two is, once again, the prosecutor's fallacy.
To go from P(data | null) to P(null | data), you need Bayes' rule and a prior — exactly the move Track 08 will make. The frequentist p-value alone cannot give you that posterior. Most published 'statistically significant' findings are silently treated as if they did, and that silent slip is one of the major engines of the replication crisis in modern science.
What 'Statistical Significance' Really Buys You
'Significant at α = 0.05' means: if the null is true, this kind of evidence shows up no more than 5% of the time by random noise. It does NOT mean the effect is real, large, important, or reproducible. It means the data is incompatible with the null at the 5% noise tolerance. That is a much smaller claim than the words 'statistically significant' suggest in everyday speech.